Salon Van Der Graaf
Our Van Der Graaf Generator produces 2000,000 volts of spine-tingling static electricity. If the Frankenstein monster had been made with Kenmore Dryer Parts, it would have been a Van Der Graff.
Placing your hand on the Generator is like having the energy of 10,000 pairs socked feet sliding in unison over a wood floor. To say touching one is a hair-raising experience is an understatement.